Wanna hear/see something gross?

Ok, so I had a softball game yesterday and had to slide at 3rd base. I was safe, but the silly intramural umpire didn't know what the heck she was doing, and called me out. Anyways, this is what happened. Ironically, before the game, I had a discussion with Mike's little sister Lisa about how sliding wasn't worth it and if you had to slide you shouldn't have gone to that base anyways.

So at church today I was giving Cameron a drink and felt something drip onto my foot. I just figured that he had splurped water on me as he so often does. I ignored it and minutes later Shannon had to go to the potty. So I took her and then she wanted a drink. But before I pushed the drinking fountain button I felt another drip onto my foot. I looked down this time and, much to my disgust, there was all this yellow drippy pussy stuff leaking down my leg. I quickly went back into the bathroom and discretely cleaned it up without Shannon noticing. If she would have noticed I would have had to answer questions about why Mommy had a yucky leg. Ew.